more shortbus..

player (an 8th grader):  do we have to run if we miss free throws
coach:  yes, just like we always have.  didn't you play all last year?
player:  yea, i did, but that was back when i was stupid.
coach:  i see things have really changed


player 1:  what are we doing again?
coach:  come on man, what's wrong with you?  i've explained it several times already
player 2:  don't mind him coach, he's the guy who was convinced during football season that a circle has 2 sides.


coach:  so are you still allergic to everything?
player:  no, actually i think i've grown out of a few allergies.  they moved me from a 5 year allergy shot plan to only 4 years now.
coach:  good news, so what are you still allergic to.
player:  mainly my teachers
coach:  teachers?
player:  maybe it's not the teachers, i think i'm just allergic to "mean".


-note*:  i told you this was going to be a good year!